OHplumpy!

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they said that i have split-personality.and isn't it sounds cool?

current mumbling.

untuk kembali menulis,mungkin bukan sekarang.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

eh,babi.

"weh,babi.nanti jangan lupa bawak aku pergi marhaban" arah kanak-kanak kecil itu kepada abangnya.

"babi,kau tak bawak aku tadi pergi beraya kn?babi kau" lontar kanak-kanak yg sama kepada abangnya juga.

"babi,babi dan babi" perkataan yg diulang-ulang tanpa rasa bersalah oleh kanak-kanak itu.


these phrases came out from the mouth of a 5 years old boy.what do you think about that?nak marah?nak lempang?nak tegur?atau hanya menggeleng kepala?

where should we put the blame on?the child himself?or his parents?or maybe ourself who couldn't show him the right manners for the youngsters?

agak terperanjat tatkala mendengar ucapan yg terkeluar daripada mulut seorang budak yg masih bertadika.where did he learn all those thing?peers effection?do all the 'budak tadika' berbicara dengan lagak yang serupa?ok.aku terkesima.kecewa itu pasti.

apa yang nak dibuat?keluarga yg dia punya agak kucar-kacir.itulah mungkin letaknya titik punca.

itulah orang sekarang,nak buat anak pandai.nak bimbing anak,tidak pula berilmu.jadilah anak itu seperti gelandangan walau umurnya masih mentah,


footnote : kalau sekarang, budak 5 tahun itu sudah pandai berbual dengan gaya sebegitu.how would he be in another 15 years?just hoping that i could provide my child-to-be with sufficient love and guide.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

baby dumping.

no wonder lah pembuangan bayi semakin banyak.
durex mahal ke?ROFLMAO.

i came across this ad while surfing just now.


mahal ke benda ni?i tak pernah beli lah.kih kih kih.


btw,
i don't even bother if u wanna have sex for zillions times.but then,wear protection,or mybe,have u ever heard pancut luar? (i'm blushed when i typed these things.)

itulah perempuan.bodoh.bukti cinta konon.

itulah lelaki.bahlul.kalau cinta buktikan lah.

orang cakap kalau nak buat jahat,biar berilmu.kalau nak rage pun biarlah berilmu.kan amoi?

kesian u kene rage.takpe.i tau u strong and steady.kih kih kih


footnote : forbidden fruit taste better.itu apa omputih cakap.konon-konon nak ikut omputih,kau pun nak jugaklah sex-before-marriage?

Friday, September 17, 2010

couple vs single.

single is simple.hell ya.couple is trouble?i beg to differ,please.couple isn't trouble at all.i'm not saying this because i already have one or what.i'm single and i'm not ready yet to have one.

the real problem in a relationship is you yourself who are not ready yet to commit.

some of peeps may said that stay single is the best.but then,when your time has come,everything they said would change instantly. (jangan gelak,sebab living-proof dah banyak)

what i'm trying to say,

accept the fact,you'll need someone to please you everytime u need one.


footnote : kadang-kadang ada orang bangga dia single,tapi dalam hati,dia sebenarnya sunyi. ROFLMAO.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

jeans,pants and whatever.



pernah pergi pusat membeli-belah?pernah nampak perempuan atau lelaki memakai jeans?it's common.so,where's the issue?



THE ISSUE.
did you ever see somebody wearing jeans and also his/her three-quarter 'spender'??oh yeah!and sometimes their butts too.


WHY I BOTHER.
it's spoil the view.it's hurts the eyes. (kalau kulit bontot  punggung korang bersih dan suci,i don't mind.)

U SHOULD TRY THIS.
if u intentionally want to show your butt,DON'T WEAR PANTS.


footnote : mereka menjengkelkan.plus,menjijikkan.for me lah.tak tahu pulak bagi orang lain.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

panties and pervert.

konon nak cakap pasal falsafah.

konon nak cakap pasal info semasa.

but this freaking case drive me crazy.

THE CASE.

i sidai panties di balkoni semalam.semuanya ada 4.biasalah sidai secara public,it's my apartment.
but,just now i went to the balcony,lay down there only 3 of my damn hot panties.FUCK.
lagi satu?maybe it's in your pocket.

hey pervert,
PLEASE RETURN MY PANTIES.thanks in advanced.


footnote : image?no need.u know how the panties look like,dumbass.

my first time.

being sexy  just great.

being an unknown is great.i guess so.

u could say anything u want without any worries.

i would love to write any of shit ideas that come across my mind recently.

so,this is my first try.

i'm not hoping to be read or followed.

i'm just being me.FULLSTOP.