mandi.

junub.eh.ok,bukan itu cerita utama hari ini.

pernah tinggal asrama tak?or maybe rumah sewa ramai-ramai?or living at any bilik or house yg buat you terpaksa share bathroom with someone else?

if pernah,then definitely all of you have encounter bathroom-rushing accident.

kelas pukul 8am,kau TERbangun pukul 7.50am.dalam bilik air ada housemate tengah mandi.tunggu 10minit,tak keluar-keluar.terdengar sayup-sayup suara kimak beliau menyanyi riang.ketuk-ketuk suruh cepat,dibilangnya "sebentar".tunggu lagi 15minit,barulah beliau keluar dengan muka yang penuh puas.ah,faking.apa perasaan yg kau boleh gambarkan di kala itu?

before going to a date,mesti mau mandi kasi wangi.masuk-masuk bilik air,buka baju,buka seluar.tanggal coli,tanggal panties.angkat botol shower foam,ringan.ringan.ringan (sila baca dengan gema ala-ala dalam gua). benci unconsiderate housemate begitu.bukan kedekut,tapi jangan lah habiskan.grr.mencik!(sambil hentak-hentak kaki)

adab dalam berkongsi,tak kisah untuk berkongsi.tetapi,bertimbang rasa lah sikit.bukan kau sorang je yang hidup dalam dunia ni.ah,gua nak cakap banyak pun tak guna.bukan gua pernah rasa semua yg gua cakap kat atas tu.hik hik hik :)

kalau member i mandi lambat,i rempuh je pintu tu.kalau shower foam habis,i rembat je member punya.nanti i ganti lah.nama pun member kan?

# p/s : red-coloured font mmg sengaja untuk dibaca berulang kali.



footnote : sayang,bila kita nak mandi macam ni?grrr.

ctrl z

u typed something.

highlight it.

and then click cntrl z.

it's done.

deleted.as easy as it looks.

i wish my memory would be easy as handling microsoft word.



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perasaan bukan mainan.

guruh berdentam-dentum.kilat sabung-menyabung.hujan mencurah-curah.masa yang sesuai untuk menulis.

persoalan hari ini,
lelaki atau perempuan,siapa yg lebih kerap mempermainkan perasaan?

i did play and been played.seronok mempermainkan.dan sedih bila dipermainkan.itu norma.jangan fikir jahat.i play on playboy.lelaki yg betul-betul serius aku takkan jadikan kapel. aku masih punya hati perut.

most of the stories that i heard,most victims are girls.sorry if i'm being bias.mungkin sebab i perempuan,jadi i banyak dengar cerita perempuan je.

but then,as for me,i rase both are just the same.giving hope but have no desire to make it true.

kalau tak mahu,kalau tak nak,kalau tak suka,berterus terang lebih baik.luka akan kebenaran lebih baik daripada luka akan penipuan.








*argh!babi lah.guruh buat gua takut.idea nak menulis terus hilang.

footnote : untuk bakal pakwe,kalau suka dekat perempuan lain tolong jujur.i don't mind.it's better than being fooled.

perempuan kenapa bodoh sangat?

sebab mereka sememangnya dicipta untuk jadi begitu.

mereka bodoh pabila mereka alpa.mereka bodoh pabila mereka hanyut.mereka bodoh pabila mereka jatuh cinta.

there're countless of stupid girls out there chasing their love,am i right? how many of them can response well when they fall?how many of them can think wise when it gets to love?i bet,none.isn't it?

once my mum said,when u've been dumped,just search for the new one.but mum,i'm sorry.the new one would not be the same with the one whom i love before.LOL.stupid thought when i fell in love.but hell yeah,it wouldn't be the same,just maybe worse or better than the old one.

tetapi,walau bodoh mana pun perempuan itu,dia adalah anugerah.even women don't understand women.every each of them have their own character which u wouldn't figure it out well.we are just complex as it should.but not all of us are stupid as u could see.

cuma i just tak puas hati kenapa ramai sangat yg bodoh?pernah dengar kes perempuan bawa dadah kemudian di tangkap di luar negara?sebab?terpedaya dengan janji-janji lelaki.pernah dengar kes perempuan lari rumah dan ke luar negara?sebab?ikut kata hati dan cinta,kononnya.pernah dengar kes perempuan kahwin dan dia yg menyara keluarga?sebab?terlalu sayang suami sehingga sanggup memerah keringat untuk suami yg bersenang lenang di rumah.WTF.all of these bullshit things should end now.

i mean,yes,now.what's wrong with these women?think wise and get a life.grow up and be logic.your stupidity ain't worthy for these silly thing u could avoid at the 1st place.

tolonglah jadi rasional.cinta itu mmg perlu.tetapi bila kite yg menjadi mangsa.itu bukan cinta.



footnote : love is beautiful.feel it and care it.opss.lil bit romantic wont hurt u,right?